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я чебурек-ваш оберег!
Пиво - жёлтая смерть!
Прикольные стихи
Этим летом, в страшную жару
Осознал я истину простую:
Я футбол без пива не смотру!
А вот пиво без футбола дую.
«Ё-моё, зачем калечить жизнь?!
Ну-ка, медицину полистаю,
Благо, вот и справочник лежит…»
И теперь я всё о пиве знаю.
в животе ураган?это повар хулиган!!!))))
Свиной ХОЛОДЕЦ
Ты - природы венец!!
7 признаков того, что диснеевский мультик Винни Пух пропагандирует наркотики:
1. Ослик Иа - ему всё по барабану, у него замедленные реакции и выраженное отсутствие мотивации - канабиноиды
2. Пятачок - всего боится и страдает манией преследования - грибы
3. Кролик - везде суёт свой большой нос, всё ему надо - кокаин
4. Тигра - не может стоять спокойно, постоянно прыгает и кричит никогда не уставая - амфетамины
5. Кристофер Робен - может разговаривать с животными - употребляет галлюциногены
6. Винни Пух - любит сладкое, обладает поистине безграничной фантазией - LSD, канабиноиды
7. Сова - всегда приходит на помощь, если у кого-то "проблемы" – барыга.
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