| О себе: |
Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
The ultimate Rational Pragmatist...
"Internationally known and locally respected"
I'm Loud, Opinionated, Passive, Aggressive, Random, ADD, OCD, Loyal, Hated,
Adored, Loving, Territorial, HEAVILY TATTOOED, Pessimistic, Cold blooded, Overly sensitive.
Emotionally dead. Full of defense mechanisms, Full of Shit, Patient,
Forgiving, Sassy, Mistrustful, Witty, Suspicious of others intentions,
Ambitious, Laid Back, Computer Nerd. Runner. Biker.
Does NOT have a short temper... But does have a quick reaction to bullshit....
If you want to role with me... You gotta keep up!
I can sense when someone is lying, I have a bullshit meter and can see it a mile away.
I don't open up emotionally.
I have no tolerance for nonsense.
I have no faith cause most have forsaken me...
I LOVE space - silence - cartoons - deep movies...
Some call me a genius. I know what the fuck to do when the shit goes down...
Feeding the lions to the mouses..... :)
I'm a little dysfunctional.
I LOVE learning things the hard way. :)
I have common sense. accept no substitutions.
often imitated, never duplicated.
Obstacles are NOT tolerated - you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. onward and upward.
pretty much everything I say is dripping with sarcasm.
I test people - they frequently fail.
I'm touchy.blunt. shy. impulsive, fiercely loyal & protective. overly sensitive. bitchy. loving. territorial.
affectionate. doting. prudish. passionate. modest. trigger happy. emotionally dead at times.
mindful of my own short comings
(HATES) When people think they are better than others.
Learned helplessness. Aggressive ignorance.
People who touch me without permission, my tattoos are not Braille.
disappointment.
lack of communication. misleading behavior. excuses. superiority complexes.
drama/stress. animal abuse. age elitists. self-righteous "martyrs". coffee house intellectuals.
Sloppy drunks with no control over the volume of their voice.
being yelled at.
People who are too stupid to be depressed...
having my bubble invaded (unless you were invited into it).
people who are mean.
Individual packets of ketchup.
uncertainty. crying.
people who are too stupid to catch sarcasm.
not being able to properly articulate myself because someone catches me off guard and then obsessing later about WHAT THE HELL I WISH I WOULD HAVE SAID!
"politics". Impolite people. lack of consideration. self-doubt.
lack of eye-contact, USERS!.
stepping in a puddle of water in my socks.
being forced into anything.
one sided relationships. being blind-sided. having to explain myself in detail.
HYPOCRITES that hide behind religion or any other higher power.
close talkers.
authority figures of any kind.
tattle tails. people that talk shit about my friends.
skinny tools that date hot women.
Opra. Rosie O’Donnell. car payments. dead beats. people that believe
their own bullshit.
stumping my toe. Paula FUCKING Dean.
pushy people. underachievers.
habitual line-steppers.
sports. people who talk about sports. people that ask me if I like sports. AND people that continue to talk about sports even after I have said no.
slow drivers. haters. people that test my patience. being threatened.
being told I can't do something when I know I can.
(LOVES) Tea. coffee. Opera. music of all kinds. my own cooking.
affection. Halloween. Sushi. tattoos. Dancing badly on purpose.
honesty. warm socks and towels after a shower. Sleeping in.
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