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“Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“If somebody says, ''I love you,'' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? ''I love you, too. '' Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“We are what we imagine ourselves to be.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.” --- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
"All men are not created equal. Some are born smarter, or more beautiful or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different. Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That is why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is!" --- Me
"When I die I'm going to donate my penis to science so scientists can be baffled at how remarkably orgasmic it was to the many women it was inside of." --- Me
"I'm an effin' genius! I can wipe my ass with one hand, and play Super Mario Bros. with the other!" --- Me
"Any serial killer will tell you – there’s a point where fantasizing just isn’t enough." --- Kick-Ass
"The bake sale to raise money for the carwash has been cancelled due to confusion..." --- Unknown
"I'm telling you man, Catcher Freeman is real. He go around from plantain to plantain freeing all the slaves and shit. He like 14 feet tall, got trapezius muscles and biceps. Shit crazy, he ain't just no normal nigger, he's super nigger. He like a black ass Batman if you will. And he can fly... underwater!" --- A Slave from the TV show The Boondocks
"Man I already know what happened next in your story. First they kick in the door, find the gun, and of course Master is going to smack her. And here comes Catcher rolling up and Master friend's like everything is sweet. Oh, oh, oh, wait! Let me guess, it's a trap! Then Catcher gonna run straight in like a dozen dudes and not reload. And probably should have been shot like a hundred times by now. Then he going to do all that fake ass ninja shit again. Man we already know the nigga gonna win at the end, just wrap it up." --- Riley from the TV show The Boondocks
"Just when I thought you said the most stupidest thing possible, you just keep on talking." --- Hank Hill
"We do not experience fear, but we understand how it affects you. Organics do not choose to fear us, it is a function of your hardware." --- Legion from Mass Effect
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." --- Bill Cosby
"Partners perform better by accepting, not erasing, their differences." --- Bill Cosby
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." --- Will Rogers |
