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Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Shit. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for. Starring: Jason Schwartzman as ROSS John Leguizamo as SPIDER MIKE Brittany Murphy as NIKKI Patrick Fugit as FRISBEE Mena Suvari as COOKIE Mickey Rourke as the COOK Peter Stormare as the MULLET COP Alexis Arquette as the MOUSTACHE COP Deborah Harry as the NEIGHBOR Chloe Hunter as APRIL Julia Mendoza as LA SAD GIRL Elisa Boganegra as GIGGLES Lisa Brounstein as FRISBEE'S MOM Fluffy as TACO Nicholas Gonzales as ANGEL Josh Peck as FAT BOY Billy Corgan as the DOCTOR Rob Halford as PORN SHOP CLERK Volvo as SHITTY CAR Directed By: Jonas Akerlund Written By: Will De Los Santos, Creighton Vero Original Music by: Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins)