неон фанку

1. the world is 157 years old - FACT! 2. dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT! 3. you are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT! 4. we all come from the same tree - FACT! 5. everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT! 6. sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT! 7. men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. women are supposed to lie with six, except for in july, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT! 8. aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from kraff, the famous emperor of the 4th paradigm - FACT! 9. trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT! 10. people who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT! 11. if you believe this and turn your hands and wallet over to неон фанку, you’ll live a happy life. otherwise you are doomed - FACT! 12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!